Monday, July 16, 2012

The Bill is back....

It was said it couldn't be done. "Doctors" from all over the world said " Handleizer the Sun shines no more, he can't travel, he needs to spend his remaining days laying on the sofa dreaming of yesteryear." Good thing I am a man who believes any advice worth listening to is worth discarding when you don't agree.

So I took the Bill to my personal physicians experience practitioners in the dark arts of medicine. All believe like the Handelizer, that why waste time with new age nonsense, herbs, exercise, pills when a good shot will put you on easy street. The back is fine, still some issues with dizziness that will work itself out and a brand new groom Bill.

There is no truth to the rumor that trimming Bill's eyebrows would cause him like Samson to lose his strength. We took him to our haircutter, Rose. Little did anyone know I spoke to Rose in adavnce and told her what needed to be done, keep Bill talking in the chair and just do it and not listen. Well i can tell you Bill looks ten years younger, minimum!

He looks great. Clean shaven, haircut and ready to roll on a new adventure. Photo below of two reluctant subjects ( you just can't get these Church's to pose) as i took everyone out in a celebratory dinner of dumping my brother off the mortgage. We had dinner at a wonderful Asian Bistro in our 'nabe.

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